Best "Ride Report" Ever

In Moncton Center, our airspace is divided between our high level and low level groups with high having everything FL290 and above. One morning a couple of years ago, while things were quiet, the high level controller noticed an A320, a regular flight from CYYT to CYYZ, was passing through at FL280, below his area. He asked me to get a ride report when I talked to him for relay to others in his area above him. Gander handed the aircraft off to me. The initial call had a bit of a lively step, and went like this:

"Moncton Center, good morning! Airline 123 is with you at FL280, and it's smooth as the inside of a school girl's thigh!"

Unless he was monitoring my frequency for a long time -- which is highly unlikely -- he wouldn't have known he wouldn't reach a woman on the other side of the radio when he called in. I hit the hotline to high level and said, "Here's that ride report you were looking for..."

Note: The name of the airline and the flight number have been changed to protect the guilty.